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  • NutSac

    NutSac 3:21 pm on June 18, 2013 Permalink | Log in to leave a Comment  

    Your Disc Golf Hero: Codorus Spring Fling 

    Friday: I get a PM from Brad on the local disc message board:

    I hope you’re thinking of me while you’re washing your discs tonight.

    I have to carefully reread this to confirm he said discs…

    Saturday: The Big Screens GPS really proves it’s worth this morning. I’ve always driven one way from Maryland to Pennsylvania to get to Codorus. There is another “Westminster Way” to go that I’m not as familiar with. Then there is the “Early Exit Off 83? way that Dick and I tried to follow No Spin home on years ago and we lost him and got lost ourselves. I figured the GPS would tell me the Westminster Way, but instead it ran me up the Early Exit way and shaved 15 minutes off my run. I was suitably impressed.

    I arrive 5 minutes after registration opens. There is already a Line of Shame forming:

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  • NutSac

    NutSac 8:02 pm on June 10, 2013 Permalink | Log in to leave a Comment  

    Your Disc Golf Hero: Gifford Pinchot Classic V 

    So Sunday I returned to the thrill that is Association “competition” by jumping back in the pool with the Advanced Masters…which is the rare double oxymoron as the field is never Advanced caliber and mastery is sketchy at best. In looking over the pre registered players I saw two none members, one guy rated 20 points below me and Frank G. whose rating was close to mine. I checked out his player profile and Frank has 28 Association “amateur” titles! 19 of which were of the aforementioned inaccurately named Advanced Masters flavor. Who is this guy? I figure he’s the guy to beat. In one of my weird pre tourney habits I washed off my discs Thursday evening.

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    When I started playing over a decade ago (back when I cared) I read some piece somewhere that listed out what the new tourney player should do in preparation for an event. There were about 97 tasks detailed. Years later my general indifference, and seasoned veteran experience, has enabled me to reduce that list to about three things. One of them is washing my discs. It’s probably because I’m a neat freak. I don’t know anyone else who does this. There is probably a support group that meets once a week in church basements. Saturday morning I roll up to Pennsylvania. The Big Screens GPS amuses me when it pronounces Towson as Toe Son and the ramp onto the beltway (the sign reads York PA) as Yorkpa. I arrive and am greeted by TD Chas…

     

     

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  • NutSac

    NutSac 8:25 pm on June 4, 2013 Permalink | Log in to leave a Comment  

    Your Disc Golf Hero: Hawk Gets and Ace (OMG!) 

    Dick and I agreed to meet at Seneca today to practice for the Maryland Team Matchplay event coming up on the 22nd. We’ve put together the Nomads as a team again this year. If memory serves me correctly; In the first and second year of MTM I captained our team and we lost in the semi-finals and finals. In the third year drama ensued when I didn’t pick George after his return from his broken leg, and then Dick thought he would be better as the three seed than me so I bailed and they lost in the morning round. That made me giggle. This year I told Dick I would play but he’d have to be the captain. The basic concept is five players per team whose combined ratings must total less than 4600. It’s 27 holes in the morning where cards of four go out and your card is made up of three other teams seed matching yours. You play nine holes of match play against each of the other three on your card. The teams who win their divisions play off in the afternoon. I got Dick, me and Shawn. Dick recruited JPro and Michelle. Surprisingly based on ratings used by El Tie Dye (event TD) Dick is our #3 seed and I’m our #4. I giggled at the irony of this.

    I arrive exactly at the agreed upon time. Dick arrives only about 10 minutes late. I warm up some putting to kill time:

     

     

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  • NutSac

    NutSac 8:01 pm on May 28, 2013 Permalink | Log in to leave a Comment
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    Your Disc Golf Hero: Cult Member Jesse Coffia 

    Greg gets emails all the time from players looking for a hook-up with a bag or hat. Once Greg made the egregious miscalculation of sponsoring me a few years ago the floodgates really opened up. He’s mentioned to me a few times a young amateur who was more enthusiastic than most. Is this the next generation of disc?

    Meet Jesse Coffia…

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  • NutSac

    NutSac 12:10 pm on May 21, 2013 Permalink | Log in to leave a Comment  

    Your Disc Golf Hero: Vacation Week #2 

    I wanted to cleanse my mind of yesterday’s multi-disc practice round at Rockburn, so I put the tourney bag back together and headed back to The Rock.100_3969

    Ridge, Ibex, Trak and…the Lace. At #1 I promptly put the Lace into the crest. Then I hyzer it badly. Muttering ensues. I salvage the four with the Ibex. Crossing #6?s fairway to #3 I come across another player carrying an enormous Grip bag. We recognize each other. His name starts with a D….

    D: Still carrying that NutSac?

    Hawk: Both of them.

    He remembers my name. He’s D…something.

     

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  • NutSac

    NutSac 7:54 pm on May 13, 2013 Permalink | Log in to leave a Comment  

    Cult Member: Seamus Scanlon 

    My life as an International Disc Golf Celebrity means corporate getting emails like this:

    Hi Greg
    Does Hawk have a passport and a kilt?
    I carry a high Vibram NutSac percentage :)
    We open in a few weeks, ReBoot Disc Golf Course @Foxlake, Dunbar, Scotland. 
    Peace

    Seamus Scanlon

    Now we all get our fair share of spam, however this one didn’t actually mention a Nigerian prince and a wire transfer of funds. Once Greg forwarded the email to me I was intrigued by such an invitation from the homeland, and needed to know more about Seamus.

    Meet Seamus Scanlon…

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  • NutSac

    NutSac 9:40 am on April 22, 2013 Permalink | Log in to leave a Comment  

    Your Disc Golf Hero: Let’s Throw for TYLER Together 

    So when the boys up at the Landfill posted about their Vibram Birdie Bash they also had this Z Tier listed as happening this month. It was a doubles tourney fundraiser for the Harford County Humane Society in memory of one of their locals Tyler who died last year. I didn’t know Tyler but I’m a big animal lover so I figured I’d scrounge up a partner and mosey up for this tourney. I was trying to figure out who to partner with when the idea of El Tie Dye popped into my head. He’s the King of Charity Bowls, so I figured he wouldn’t pass up the chance to participate in this fundraiser. I send him a PM. He replies with:

    Let me check with my wife.

    The next day I get:

    I’m in.

    During the days prior to the tourney the Landfill club is promoting the tourney on the local message board, and one day post that they got a big contribution from a type of company you don’t usually find sponsoring a disc tourney:

    “Wanted to give a shout out to our major sponsor for Let’s Throw for Tyler Together, Evans Funeral Chapel. In the unfortunate time you may need their services, please give them a visit. Wonderful people to deal with and a big supporter of this event and cause.”

    On Thursday and Friday El Tie Dye and I haggle out our getting to the Landfill. El Tie Dye decides to drive to my place and ride up with me. He mentions that he needs to be at the Rockville Unitarian Church by 5:30 since he is a youth group leader there and the kids are having a fundraiser he needs to help oversee. Apparently they are serving mocktails and having some type of casino night.

    We decide to arrive a little stupid early since the Landfill locals have posted that in the event the course parking area fills there will be overflow parking nearby, and they will be running a shuttle. Since El Tie Dye is on the clock we decide to be sure to get into the regular parking lot. The locals are expecting a lot of spectators and beginners at this event.

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  • NutSac

    NutSac 5:01 pm on April 15, 2013 Permalink | Log in to leave a Comment  

    Your Disc Golf Hero: DoubleZ/TripleZ Tour 

    I was on vacation this week and the weather finally got above 65 degrees. That meant a few rounds of disc and a chance to demo an Ibex and a Lace.

    Tuesday: I had a choice of The Swamp or Patapsco for some doubles action. I figured I’d go with the Swamp since it’s hosted by Cult Member Sparky and I could scope out Maryland for some gym t-shirts.

    I got my hands on an Ibex from Scorpio and figured with The Swamp being set up short with mostly A pins, and us going from the red tees, I’d have plenty of chances to try it out.

    I’m stupid early. Kick-off is 5:30 p.m. and it’s not even 4 yet. I figure I’ll roll a practice round ahead of the actual doubles. The Ibex:

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    A little beefier than the Ridge, but about the same diameter. I like that since I’ve always preferred my mid to be the same size as my drivers and putters. For years I carried Spiders for that reason. While navigating my way around the course I find this past #3?s basket:

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  • NutSac

    NutSac 4:29 pm on April 8, 2013 Permalink | Log in to leave a Comment  

    Your Disc Golf Hero: Vibram Birdie Bash 

    The folk at Scarboro ran one of these on Saturday. I had never heard of a Birdie Bash before, but figured it to be similar to a Discraft Ace Race. I’ve always thought the Vibram discs were the coolest looking discs, and the rubber feel separated them from the other manufacturers plastic, but had never tried one out. The Birdie Bash gets you two discs for $25. I figured I could check out the rubber vs. plastic thing, so this Z Tier had to be a part of the 2013 Z Tour. Besides I can never pass on the chance to make the drive up to the landfill.

    Part of the registration process required me to actually pick the two discs I wanted to play with. This caused some panic on my part since I know nothing about their discs. You pick one of four putters and then one of their mids or drivers. Now I have to do research! I bopped over to talkdg.com and jumped on that ad they have for the online flight guide from Inbounds Disc Golf. After playing with the disc comparison feature matching up Vibram discs with my four Innova molds (you never realized how much work went into being YDGH did you)  I went with the Ridge as my putter as that seemed similar to my KC Pro without being quite as overstable. Now I really was intrigued by the Ibex, but I was worried that Scarboro might be set up too long for me to mosey my way around with just a putter and a mid, so I picked the Trak as my driver as that seemed that most compatible with my Understable Bag of Thunder.

     

     

     

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  • NutSac

    NutSac 5:04 pm on April 1, 2013 Permalink | Log in to leave a Comment  

    2012 NutSac Challenge Champion: Jerman Kramer (by YDGH) 

    I know what you are thinking:

    1. Didn’t he win last year?

    2. It took you three months to get this blog up?

    Yes Jerman won in 2011. None of us are happy about the back to back win. I tried to pay Jer off at the Druid Hill Charity Bowl back in January, but he stood me up. Dick managed to play a practice round with Jer (Dick’s last round before he gimped off into semi-retirement) at Rockburn a couple of weeks after that tourney and paid Jer his $100. The scorecard we used today was actually the same card Jer and Dick used that day. Apparently Jer hasn’t played since then. He’d doubtlessly like me to post those scores:

    Jerman: 59

    Dick: 61

    Curiously it appears according to the card the guys skipped hole #4. So their likely scores from that day would be 62/63-64/65 for the full 18.

    I’ve been trying to pin Jer down since January to play a round and pay him my $100 and present him with his trophy NutSac. Our schedules haven’t synced up since I was Z touring like a maniac and Jer was following Railroad Earth up and down the Mid-Atlantic. Today we finally both had a free day. We meet at Rockburn. I present Jerman with his $100 and  trophy bag:

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    As usual I fight to keep the bile in my throat.

    Jerman: Thanks! What’s the bet this year?

    Hawk: There isn’t one. Die.

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  • NutSac

    NutSac 5:03 pm on April 1, 2013 Permalink | Log in to leave a Comment  

    NutSac Cult Member: Mark “Sharky” Sherwood (by YDGH) 

    Regular readers know that in my nomadic travels I regularly run into fellow cult members toting their ‘Sacs around on courses. Who are these people, and why do they frighten other discers? In an effort to answer these burning questions I’ve decided to start profiling cult members. If you would like to be the subject of a cult member profile email me a pic of you with your ‘Sac, and a bio. I’ll send you some questions. It’s that simple. Just those few steps will put you on the path to becoming an International Disc Golf Celebrity just like YDGH. Pics and bios can be emailed to cultmember@nutsacbags.com.

    For the first cult member profile I’ve selected Sparky. He’s been in the cult since ’11 and someone I’ve been discing with since ’02. Meet Mark Sherwood:

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    How long have you been using your NutSac?
    1 year, 8 months I remember it well, I won it at the Calvert Nutsac Open, playing Advanced I won by a stroke coming from the second card to the dismay of three players who tied on the lead card. That year I won titles in 6 divisions, 3 pro and 3 am!!!
    What do you like best about your ‘Sac?
    It is light, no strain on the back, and with only a few discs, disc selection is easy.

    What discs do you have in your ‘Sac?
    163 Tern, 163 Mamba, 167 Glo Ontario Roc, 174 Yeti Pro putter.

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  • NutSac

    NutSac 8:28 pm on March 20, 2013 Permalink | Log in to leave a Comment  

    Your Disc Golf Hero — St. Patrick’s Day Z Tier 

    Okay so this isn’t the greatest event name ever. What about Blarney & Beer? Or Throw Far & Up? Throwing O’ the Green? Growlers & Rollers? Putting for Gold? The Shamrock Struggle? I could go on. Uninspiring name aside this was a must stop for the Z tour. The Ruhlman Brewery folk were hosting this one and it was another team concept event. TD Matt and Jdot had been throwing around ideas late last year. They were considering dividing the Maryland courses into two teams to battle it out. They eventually dragged me into this brainstorming and I came up with the idea of Under 40 vs.40+. I also came up with the bad team names of Young Guns vs. Masters. On the plus side Matt went with the concept. On the negative side he kept these names.

    There was not much chatter about this event leading up to Sunday so I was concerned that we’d not only lose to the younger discers, but have poor attendance. Friday night I started texting and pm’ing every active 40+ discer I could track down. This met with limited success as some of the usual suspects were playing an Association event in Delaware on Sunday. Those Tools!

     

     

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  • NutSac

    NutSac 2:14 pm on February 18, 2013 Permalink | Log in to leave a Comment  

    Your Disc Golf Hero — 6th Annual Whispering Falls Freeze 

    Yesterday wrapped up the local charity bowl season. This event marked my third state, and sixth event, on NutSac’s dime. The forecast was for sub freezing temps and high winds. The forecast was correct! This was a BYOP doubles tourney. I had originally asked Dick to be my partner. He had agreed. Though in the back of my mind I knew he would bail on me last minute. At the Druid Hill charity bowl Coach had approached me and asked me to partner up with him. I readily agreed. I called Dick that night and dumped him. He was actually grateful to be off the hook. I rolled out at 0730 for the 80 minute drive into PA and to the course. In the past I’ve relied on Dick and his various GPS’s to get me there. That’s typically involved an exit off I81 and then a u-turn, then an access road and then weaving through a maze of residences and farms to get to Whispering Falls. Yesterday I was using my phones GPS and I got there with far fewer turns and saw some new sites:

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  • NutSac

    NutSac 6:01 pm on February 11, 2013 Permalink | Log in to leave a Comment  

    Your Disc Golf Hero: Calvert Winter Monthly 

    Charity bowl season continued this weekend with me taking the NutSac Tour down to the Swamp fundraiser with questions:

    1. If this is a charity bowl why is it called the Calvert Winter Monthly?

    2. If this is a monthly; that implies a series. Did I miss the January monthly?

    3. When is the March monthly?

    4. Will there actually be another monthly…ever?

    The temperature was at least forecast to be above freezing at kick-off, but we were getting winds in the 25+ mph range. I suspected this would diminish turnout as the locals turn yellow at adversity. Prior to arriving at the Swamp I swing by the Maryland Book Exchange. I pick up a few t-shirts to work out in. The girl at the cash register compliments me on my tie dyed Maryland hoodie. I tell her that it’s an original El Tie Dye creation. She’s underwhelmed with this information. I roll in to The Swamp 15 minutes before registration closes. I hand my money to TD Clark and scurry back to the Civic. 10 minutes later I mosey back over to the crowd (term used loosely) to find Clark’s wingman Rickster conducting the players meeting:

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  • NutSac

    NutSac 12:24 pm on February 4, 2013 Permalink | Log in to leave a Comment  

    Your Disc Golf Hero: Patapsco Charity Bowl 

    This one rounder at the big course was one of the least chatted up fundraisers ever. I wasn’t sure how many discers were going to show up. The fact that it was 17 degrees outside in the morning wasn’t going to help. I rolled into the park 30 minutes before kick-off and was pleasantly surprised to see the parking lot rather full. I park next to Flippyputt who directs me to tourney central. There I find Badger taking money from Greg:

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    I assume this is his entry fee…

    I hand my $20 to Jim and select one of two divisions…Am or Pro. I decide to go Pro since I recognize more names there.

    Back in the parking lot JPro offers me a homemade “health ball” courtesy of his wife:

     

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